I Am in Love
…with my cell phone.
HA! HA! Fooled you, didn’t I? :-P
Yes, that’s right all of you “I told you so” inclined people out there. Go on and say it: “I TOLD YOU SO, TRACE!”
Feel better? Good.
Now that we’ve got that over with, I can talk about my new found fondness. The reason why I am in love is not so that I can get a phone call in the middle of dinner (hate that) or in the middle of making out in the dark corner of a bar (really hate that…not that I would ever do that...never), but that I now am never without my iPod or a camera. Also very nice is that I get an alert whenever my VIPs email me. I can also respond back, immediately, right from my phone…and even chat, if I was so inclined.
For someone like me whose friends are almost exclusively Gen X’ers, it’s the perfect combo.
So, yea, this is a boring blog, but I don’t care because I love my phone…and my pink raincoat. Yes, that’s right: I have a pale pink raincoat, which I am proudly wearing today, and I love it.
I love my phone and I love pink! Oh, yea, and I love my short and spiky black hair, too! So there! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Brave and Crazy
By Melissa Etheridge
If I could have my way
I'd be sleeping in the alley
On a couch with a friend and a bottle of gin
If I could have my way
I'd be runnin' with the circus
I would be taming all the lions
There'd be no denying I was brave and crazy
If I could have my way I wouldn't be dreaming, scheming, screaming
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
If wishes were horses
This beggar would ride
I'd have my cake and eat it
With a little on the side
I'd never want for money
I'd never want for friends
I wouldn't have to make excuses for the shape that I'm in
Shaking and crazy
Before I saw your eyes
I was in control of my soul on the whole
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
Cool as a rule I wouldn't play nobody's fool
But I keep on talking
Made in the shade
I had a perfect cue to fade
But I keep on walking
If I could have my way
I'd check out right now
I'd say out to lunch honey thanks a bunch
It wouldn't work out anyhow
But this desire's too much
It's rented out my brain
It's showing previews of your body
Driving me insane
And that's crazy
So all that I can do
Is to beg, plead, won't you tell me please
What am I gonna do About you
HA! HA! Fooled you, didn’t I? :-P
Yes, that’s right all of you “I told you so” inclined people out there. Go on and say it: “I TOLD YOU SO, TRACE!”
Feel better? Good.
Now that we’ve got that over with, I can talk about my new found fondness. The reason why I am in love is not so that I can get a phone call in the middle of dinner (hate that) or in the middle of making out in the dark corner of a bar (really hate that…not that I would ever do that...never), but that I now am never without my iPod or a camera. Also very nice is that I get an alert whenever my VIPs email me. I can also respond back, immediately, right from my phone…and even chat, if I was so inclined.
For someone like me whose friends are almost exclusively Gen X’ers, it’s the perfect combo.
So, yea, this is a boring blog, but I don’t care because I love my phone…and my pink raincoat. Yes, that’s right: I have a pale pink raincoat, which I am proudly wearing today, and I love it.
I love my phone and I love pink! Oh, yea, and I love my short and spiky black hair, too! So there! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Brave and Crazy
By Melissa Etheridge
If I could have my way
I'd be sleeping in the alley
On a couch with a friend and a bottle of gin
If I could have my way
I'd be runnin' with the circus
I would be taming all the lions
There'd be no denying I was brave and crazy
If I could have my way I wouldn't be dreaming, scheming, screaming
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
If wishes were horses
This beggar would ride
I'd have my cake and eat it
With a little on the side
I'd never want for money
I'd never want for friends
I wouldn't have to make excuses for the shape that I'm in
Shaking and crazy
Before I saw your eyes
I was in control of my soul on the whole
Oooh, what am I gonna do
About you
Cool as a rule I wouldn't play nobody's fool
But I keep on talking
Made in the shade
I had a perfect cue to fade
But I keep on walking
If I could have my way
I'd check out right now
I'd say out to lunch honey thanks a bunch
It wouldn't work out anyhow
But this desire's too much
It's rented out my brain
It's showing previews of your body
Driving me insane
And that's crazy
So all that I can do
Is to beg, plead, won't you tell me please
What am I gonna do About you
posted by trace at 11:17 AM
2 Comments:
As soon as I got a cell phone, I realized that I really loved it too. I hardly ever use it but when I do, it just makes my life so much easier. I mean, it is the best thing in the world if you are trying to meet up with people in a public place. It is great if you are lost. And if your car breaks down...well, that is when I get down on one knee and ask it to marry me.
Did I wake up in a parallel plane? I can't believe you have a baby pink raincoat. I’m beyond jealous.
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